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The Queensland man who believes he’s Jesus, seriously

Post by evilconempire » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:56 pm

THE first thing that strikes you about seeing Jesus Christ is not his heavenly glow, nor his calm demeanour.
It isn’t his flaxen good looks, his wise teachings, or even his peach-­coloured tee, certainly not an option during those cotton­-poor biblical times. It is his broad Australian accent.
Yes, the second coming of Jesus Christ occurred on these sand-whipped shores.
Back in 2003, Jesus was plain old Alan John Miller, or AJ to his friends, ­a forty-­year-­old with an army­-issue short back and sides haircut and no real understanding of who he truly was.
This was “just before I allowed the full memory of my life in the first century and in the spirit world.” By the following year, he had remembered he was, in fact, Jesus Christ ­and resumed his spiritual teachings.
Let’s step back a little.
Jesus Christ was born again in March 1963, in Loxton, South Australia. Loxton is a small town of less than 4,000 residents on the south side of the Murray River. It is known for its pioneer settlement museum, an annual athletics carnival with sizeable cash prices, and for being the second birthplace of Jesus Christ.
His parents, not aware yet they’d birthed a deity, named him Alan, after his father.
Miller has two sons, Caleb and Tristan, from a marriage which ended in 1997. “Soon after, I began to remember the details of my life on earth and in the spirit world for the past 2000 years.”

That’s some serious divorce fallout! Miller claims memories of who he is came when he was a child. “If you ever get the opportunity to talk to my parents, Joseph and Mary from my first century life, and Maxine and Alan from this life ...” begins one such claim. ­­
But he was unable to consciously understand these early inklings “until more intense experiences started in 1997, and then intensified in 2004.”
“I began the process of progressing towards God in the same manner as I did in the first century.”

“To say I have been reluctant to remember who I am and embrace the role of teaching others about God and the Divine Truth is probably an understatement”, she admits. Still, Jesus is no ordinary prophet, and he soon pried the dormant memories from her.
“When I met Jesus again the realisations and emotions that followed were profound and dramatic”, she recounts. Mary Suzanne Luck became Mary Magdalene, and the family was
complete. Jesus claims she was “actually married to me in the first century, and was pregnant with our daughter when I died.”
Hang on, Jesus had a daughter? Way to bury the lede, Jesus!
By far the most useful video Lena sent me, offered to followers via YouTube, was the answer to my most obvious question: Do you care if people believe you are Jesus?
He laughs at his question. “No, not at all.”
“It does not matter if a person believes I’m Jesus or not. What I would love for them to do is to listen to the teachings and to develop their own relationship with God; to experiment with the teachings, basically.
“I do not feel they need to have a relationship with me in order to do that”, he continues. “I do not feel they need to believe that I am Jesus in order to do that. There is no necessity on any person that knows me to automatically accept that I am Jesus.”
That’s a relief.

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Post by Pete » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:14 pm

Obviously suffering from Delusions of Grandeur.

There is only one real Jesus, our Lord and Savior
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Post by evilconempire » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:17 pm

Pete wrote:Obviously suffering fro Delusions of Grandeur.

There is only one real Jesus, our Lord and Savior
Obviously. :lo2l:
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Post by Pete » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:26 pm

evilconempire wrote:
Pete wrote:Obviously suffering fro Delusions of Grandeur.

There is only one real Jesus, our Lord and Savior
Obviously. :lo2l:
Obvious unless you think there might be a chance he actually is Jesus. If thats the case Ill see if I can get a group rate for the both of you at Casa del Whackos
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Post by evilconempire » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:39 pm

Pete wrote:
evilconempire wrote:
Pete wrote:Obviously suffering fro Delusions of Grandeur.

There is only one real Jesus, our Lord and Savior
Obviously. :lo2l:
Obvious unless you think there might be a chance he actually is Jesus. If thats the case Ill see if I can get a group rate for the both of you at Casa del Whackos
Right, it would be crazy to believe Jesus Christ has visited Earth. :lo2l:
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Post by Apple1 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:25 pm

Can anyone PROVE he isn't? :guffaw:
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