Duck walks into a bar

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Duck walks into a bar

Post by Pete » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:32 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any #### bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any #$%&@* bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Re: Duck walks into a bar

Post by Pete » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:50 pm

In my doctors office I always tell a short joke to the gals in the blood lab. In fact, the long-timers will often ask what the joke of the day is.

I watched the new girl (young blonde) close her own head in the cabinet, then I told the duck joke. Everybody laughed except the blonde. Blank stare. Deer in headlights. Bless her heart lol
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