A joke that I heard at a St Patrick's Day celebration.......told in a beautiful Irish brogue......
A man walks out of a pub in Dublin. He was definitely drunk and he had a pint of whiskey in his back pocket. While walking home, the drunk tripped and fell down pretty hard. He got up and realized that he felt fluid running down his leg........He looked up to the heavens and prayed out loud...."Dear Lord, please make that be blood."
Be sure to tip your waitress. I'll be here all weekend!
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