An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. His advertisement said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, I’ll pay you $1,000!”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that Dr. Geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back . That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so,” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be $500.”
Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer.
Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.
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