Judge: "The arresting officer says you beat your wife with your guitars. First offender?"
"No your honor, first a Gibson, then a Fender"
Be sure to tip your waitress. I'll be here all weekend!
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I saw two signs at the gas station; 'Self Service' and 'Help Wanted'. So I went in and hired myself.
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