I was talking to God the other day...

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I was talking to God the other day...

Post by pete » Mon Aug 07, 2023 5:44 pm

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I was talking to God the other day. I said, "God, how much is 500,000 years to you?"

God said, "One minute"

I said, "God, how much is $500,000 to you?"

God said, "A dime"

I said, "God can you loan me a dime?"

God said, "Sure. Hang on a minute"
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