"I have good news and bad news. Your baby is completely healthy but he has no body. Just a head."
Years go by and the body-less boy graduates high school and college and is very popular. One day the phone rings and it's the doctor. "A young man has been killed in a tragic accident and has donated his body. He was very athletic so his body is in perfect condition. We can transplant your son's head onto the donor body"
The parents rush into their son's bedroom and say, "Son, we have a wonderful gift for you!"
The son replies, "Oh God. Not another freaking hat."
Be sure to tip your waitress. I'll be here all weekend!
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