One Cool Cat

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One Cool Cat

Post by psk836 » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:13 pm

Had one hot night.

https://www.ladbible.com/news/animals-c ... t-20191004

“A cat in China had to be placed on a glucose drip after having sex with at least five females in one night at a pet hotel.”

Posted for the classic pic.

“However, it seems Xiaopi overcooked it a little, with his bonking escapades leaving him so knackered he had to be hooked up to a glucose drip. To make matters worse for Xiaopi, his horny hotel rampage was all caught on CCTV, so when his owner returned he couldn't pretend that he had been hitting the treadmill really hard or something.”
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Post by thelionofthenorth » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:19 pm

That...is a lot of p***y. 🙀
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Post by barrysoetoro » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:42 pm

thelionofthenorth wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:19 pm
That...is a lot of p***y. 🙀
You would know.
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Re: One Cool Cat

Post by Pete » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:34 am



This is the same cat seen prowling around the dumpster at the Viagra factory

"...I met an alley cat
Pussyfootin around
Til the break of dawn
Found me knocked out flat on my head

Some feline beauty
Waved her tail my way
I just had to stay..."
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Post by psk836 » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:47 am

thelionofthenorth wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:19 pm
That...is a lot of p***y. 🙀
Hey you only live...once?
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Re: One Cool Cat

Post by Pete » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:26 am

That's what I'd call a real Top Cat

https://youtu.be/gTyTkD1Pz_E
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